Mohammad Shoves Lightbulb Up Butt
Story here. h/t: NealeNews.com
Heh... a Muslim serving four years for making alcohol... caught with a bizarre object up his ass? Claims he just "woke up" with it there? Sure. Suuuure.
Heh... many Muslims are just like everyone else... they do dumb things to themselves and make up equally dumb stories to cover the little misfortune...
But... a lightbulb?! WTF was he thinking?! It could've broken up there! OUCH!
He better hope the clerics don't hear about what he did!