Thursday, May 04, 2006

Sissy Jihadist Training Video

Terrorists are supposed to look fearsome as well as be fearsome. But the optics don't really always match the reality.

View this video and marvel at the dorkiness and sissiness of this so-called terrorist in this training video.

Notice how he throws his grenade. Who taught him, one of the "Queer Eye" guys?

See his shoes. Nay; they look like slip-ons with white rubber soles...

Observe how lazily he moves. What is he, eighty years old?!

I would name that sissy jihadist "Tinky Al-Winky". In fact, he actually walks like Tinky Winky! Where's his purse? Perhaps another terrorist is kindly holding it for him?

H/T: Peakah's Provocations

6 Comments:

At Thu May 04, 07:51:00 PM MDT, Blogger ABFreedom said...

Where was that video shot? ... San Fransisco?

 
At Thu May 04, 10:58:00 PM MDT, Blogger DazzlinDino said...

I wonder if he was a first year or second year terrorist? These are the guys they get to do suicide bombings, too embarrasing to send into battle anywhere....

 
At Fri May 05, 03:09:00 AM MDT, Blogger Canadian Sentinel said...

San Francisco? Perhaps it was shot in David Miller's Toronto... we all know what a dhimmi moonbat Miller is! The sissy jihadist would fit right into a "pride" parade, wouldn't he?

Bet he was always picked last for jihadist sports in phys. ed. in school as a kid...

 
At Fri May 05, 11:01:00 PM MDT, Blogger DazzlinDino said...

Bet he was always picked last for jihadist sports in phys. ed. in school as a kid...

Oh man, that's comedic genious. I almost spit coffee all over my keyboard......good one CS....

 
At Sat May 06, 01:08:00 PM MDT, Blogger Canadian Sentinel said...

Sometimes my jokes are actually funny. Then again, it seems that with the sissy in the video and now with Zarqawi needing help to operate a machine gun while wearing infidel footwear, everyone's going to be able to make fun of the enemy and get good laughs...

The enemy is taking itself down by being so ridiculously pathetic when the think the Free World isn't watching.

But we're watching. Very closely. And we're only too pleased to make fun of the feckers to the max!

Isn't that what the warriors were doing at Abu Ghraib? Remember that short-haired chick pointing and laughing at the jihadist's tiny little weenie?

Jihadists: bunch of sissy poofters who go around killing innocents and threatening to wipe out all other races just to compensate for their pathetic inadequacies!

 
At Sat May 06, 10:02:00 PM MDT, Blogger KnightofGoodMrIronMan said...

That's amazing.
Very similar to North Korean media production, in irritability.

 

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