Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Reincarnation Station

Want to know what you will come back to Earth as after you die??

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In case you are curious .... I am coming back as a Lion.


What are you going to be??

10 Comments:

At Wed Apr 05, 04:24:00 PM MDT, Blogger Canadian Sentinel said...

They say I'm gonna come back as an ELEPHANT.

According to them:

"Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

Hey, they say I can still make it so that I can do better than that... I mean, an elephant? Not too bad... they're big and strong and have excellent memories. But I never saw myself as an elephant. I'd actually prefer to be an eagle or something like that...

Of course, I've lately been on a sort of self-improvement thing... why, I've already dropped a couple of pounds from the spare tire from better eating and getting back to the workouts and haven't been to the liquor store since February... and stuff like that.

In the meantime, Aiz, seeing as you're a big puddytat, you're welcome to hop on for a ride on the pachyderm express...

(loud trumpeting)

Let's roll!

 
At Wed Apr 05, 04:37:00 PM MDT, Blogger Canadian Sentinel said...

BTW, I suspect some of those 25% of folks mentioned above may have cheated. Surely a few Libranos took that test...

If so, perhaps I'll actually be coming back as at least a small hawk? Surely not a chicken nor a turkey... those're reserved for all the Libranos who do better than those who end up as shrews and dung beetles...

As for New Democrats, I believe they're supposed to come back as lemmings... yep, perfect. They know not what they do as they together blissfully, ignorantly march towards their undoing... over a cliff they don't see coming...

Left wing extremists will return as bats that only come out when there's a full moon...

 
At Thu Apr 06, 04:58:00 PM MDT, Blogger Brian C said...

Yah, I'm a bear. A dumb bear.
32% of people will be reincarnated as a higher life form, including the Sentinel.

 
At Fri Apr 07, 03:58:00 AM MDT, Blogger Canadian Sentinel said...

Oh, don't take it so seriously, Brian. Remember, we both equally shit in the woods... I just have much bigger dumps, is all... and did you ever notice my ridiculously long nose? Boy, could I use some radical rhinoplasty... and I still get really creeped out by the lemmings and shrews and disgusted with the dung beetles... while you can dine luxuriously on the chickens and turkeys...

 
At Sat Apr 08, 05:43:00 PM MDT, Blogger Kelvin said...

Kia Ora (Hello) from a krazy monkey down under in New Zealand. I started a debate "Is there life after death". No one has taken me up on it,not even friends, or the monkeys in the next cage, so no one is coming back after they die !!! As they say, enjoy life, because you are a long time dead !!!
(I may take the test, just to see mind you - just to see !!!)

 
At Sat Apr 08, 06:43:00 PM MDT, Blogger Kelvin said...

Guess what - a krazy monkey took the test and guess what he is coming back as ??? You want a clue ? Eats bananas !!!

 
At Sat Apr 08, 06:53:00 PM MDT, Blogger Kelvin said...

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At Sat Apr 08, 07:03:00 PM MDT, Blogger Kelvin said...

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At Sat Apr 08, 07:25:00 PM MDT, Blogger Kelvin said...

Me - again !!! We have to stp meeting like this, the "gorilla" in the next cage is going bananas.
It said - Only 14% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you. Remain honorable in this life and you can expect to be rewarded in your next life !!!

I believe in karma - treating people how I like to be treated.

I'd better go, they are locking my cage !!! Don't worry elephant, I'll save you my banana skins - elephants like the skins. In the next life, if you see a gorilla on your travels with his thumb out, take pity on him and give him a lift. Remember - elephants don't forget !!!

 
At Sat Apr 08, 09:00:00 PM MDT, Blogger Canadian Sentinel said...

I'll remember you, gorilla with the exclamation marks and the thumb and the skins.

Sure, you can hop right on my big grey back, along with the lioness!

Then we can pick up a couple of meerkats named Cheech and Chong and we'll have one helluva trip, man! Just bring plenty of bananas and, for the lioness, a couple of chickens.

 

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