Monday, February 27, 2006

Saddam Ends Bluff (Deja Vu!), Eats, Returns to Court

Story from CBC (yeah, I know, but they provided this pic for a funny caption).

According to the CBC, dethroned Iraqi butcher-dictator-bluffmaster Saddam Hussein has resumed eating again, having failed to impress anyone with his ludicrous "hunger strike" in protest of his trial (really... shouldn't he be smugly pleased that he gets one whereas he never let anyone under his iron fist have one?)... due to health reasons. Eh? Health reasons? Isn't that irrelevant, since there's not much point in worrying about one's health if one's about to be hanged anyway?

"Er... your honor... I have removed a booger from my nose... may I please have a tissue? An' I gotta go peepee, too!"

Ah... now we know how he survived his "hunger strike". He had something to eat and drink the whole time! The cunning creep!


At Mon. Feb. 27, 08:30:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Gayle said...

ROTFALMAO! You are too funny, CS! Yeah, if anyone doesn't need to be worrying about his health, it's Saddam!

At Tue. Feb. 28, 12:21:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Rob Huck said...

Boogers or no, I was just thinking how ironic this story is, that if you were living in Iraq four years ago and posted something like this, you'd be thrown in prison with the real threat of "health risks" somewhat more substantial than what would result from a self-imposed hunger strike.

Let the show trial resume.

At Mon. Mar. 06, 04:05:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Em said...

XP. Too funny, now we know how he does it eh? I wonder if we can get him to hunger strike himself to death? That'd be an easy way to get rid of him.


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