Monday, December 12, 2005

12 Days of Liberal Bans

I figure since I am on a 12 days kick, why not pretend to be a strategist with the Liberal party and continue on their theme of banning stuff (toque tip Celestial Junk.)

Today the Liberal Party Bans Feet
The Liberal party, in an effort to win votes in the GTA, has announced a total ban on feet should they get re-elected.

"Feet are responsible for 100% of tripping deaths", stated a horrified Martin. "If given the mandate to govern, the Liberals promise an all out ban on feet."

"Now where can I get some popcorn and beer".


At Mon. Dec. 12, 08:52:00 p.m. MST, Blogger ABFreedom said...

Hmmm ... I generally equate lieberals to slugs, and they don't have feet anyway... do they?

Then you can use a saucer full of beer to get rid of them... lol

At Tue. Dec. 13, 11:16:00 a.m. MST, Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

Best ban neo-liberlaism as it is provably a mental illness which has plagued society with crime sprees wherever it is spread.


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