Wednesday, December 21, 2005

12 Days of Liberal Bans - Day 8

Liberals Ban Debating

Horrified Liberals have discovered that their leader is in fact a brainless twit. Of course, this is no surprise to Canadians, who have known about his mental condition for years.

In a desperate move to keep this "discovery" quiet, the Liberals have banned any form of debate or asking any questions to the PMO until January 24.

Sensing desperation in the Liberal camp, Stephen Harper's election war room seized upon the opportunity to take a "punch" at the PM.

"I'm prepared to take a brain scan to show that I have a complete and fully functional brain" Harper said. "I also will be taking Mr. Duceppe up on his offer and look forward to debating him in the near future."

The NDP, feeling like shoe gum, and not to be outdone were quoted as saying, "that Liberal tactic won't work in Toronto. It’s like assuming there is intelligent life on the Hill,” Layton said. “We might appear to have brains, but you are really not likely to get anything remotely resembling intellect.”

In the wake of this recent annoucement, polls show interest by Canadians in the election has increased a full percentage point to 1.5%. The poll is said to be accurate within +1/-1 percentage points.

"Now where can I get some beer and popcorn??"


At Wed. Dec. 21, 03:36:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Junker said...

lol, nice photoshop work. I also like the brains red liberal glow :)

At Wed. Dec. 21, 05:28:00 p.m. MST, Blogger ABFreedom said...

"Canadians in the election has increased a full percentage point to 1.5%."

Sheeesh ... that's about it, isn't it .. a sever lack of intelligent life in this country.

At Wed. Dec. 21, 06:32:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Justthinkin said...

As my mentor says, if brain cells were rubber, they couldn't make a condom for a flea. Still haven't asked her if she meant liberals or Canuck

At Thu. Dec. 22, 02:14:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Gayle said...

Who took that poll? Are the people who took the poll trustworthy? What questions did they ask on the poll? Were they slanted to get the answers they wanted?

Sorry... I don't believe in polls - not any of them. Our MSM announced Kerry as winner of the Presidential election because of a poll! We thought our ass was grass then two hours later they finally announced Bush as the winner. Ever since then I don't believe any polls even when they favor my views.

I am an admitted cynic when it comes to polls. So it may not be as bad as it sounds people, and I hope it isn't. Because if it is, then a very large majority is brain dead.

Oops, excuse me. In Canada that has already been concluded as a fact, hasn't it? Sorry..... :(

At Thu. Dec. 22, 10:54:00 a.m. MST, Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

I went into convulsive laughter watching the press scrumm yesterday where they hit Dithers up for a reactuion to the SCC ruling on community standards...he was so clueless we got about a half minite of audio with Dithers pulling a Ralph Kramden; "hamin na ahmina.. hamina.. but.. ah.. hamina...hamin na blert gack phetang!..I think Monty Pithon did a scetch once bery sipilar where they had an inter view with KP Bong, leader of the extremely silly party. ;-)

At Thu. Dec. 22, 12:07:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Aizlynne said...

I hear ya ... I have a cat that has a larger brain... and way more personality to boot!


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