Thursday, December 15, 2005

12 Days of Liberal Bans - Day 4

The Liberal Party Annouces Ban On Celine Dion

The Liberal Party today banned Celine Dion records and have cancelled all future concert dates.

Liberal insiders blame it on her media outburst during Hurricane Katrina, where she emphatically pleaded for help for Americans still stuck in the television.

"Most Canadians aren't fooled by Ms. Dion's outburst, remarked Paul Martin. "
She professes to love Canada, but coddles and cries about those Americans. I say .... if they are stuck, then they need to find their own way out".

Although no indication was given whether it was a lifetime ban, the Liberal party insider who spoke on condition of anonomity stated that, with the proper contribution to the Quebec arm of the party - made in a brown paper bag and left at Franks in Montreal, they would consider rescinding the ban.

"Now where can I get some popcorn and beer".


At Thu. Dec. 15, 05:09:00 p.m. MST, Blogger ABFreedom said...

lol ... ok, this is a good one... he can actually ban her music if he wants... pleeeease .. I did that personally a years ago...

At Thu. Dec. 15, 06:56:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Justthinkin said...

Finally...a sensible ban from the Lieberals. Now I can sell my shares in the ear plug stocks before they fall to much.

At Thu. Dec. 15, 08:26:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Aizlynne said...

AB ... didn't you know the Libs are the last to do anything ... lol.

At Fri. Dec. 16, 07:12:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Gayle said...

Uh.... the music you put up today is a little strange! :lol:

At Fri. Dec. 16, 07:26:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Sycorax said...

That's the BEST piece of news I've heard in years! WOOO-HOOO!

At Fri. Dec. 16, 02:43:00 p.m. MST, Blogger bob said...

This stuff is too good!


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