Wednesday, December 14, 2005

12 Days of Liberal Bans - Day 3

The Liberal Party Bans Winter

The Liberal party today banned winter.

Media outlets are reporting that, unlike the gun registry which has proven ineffective, the idea of banning winter may work.

"The plan has been well thought out and was thoroughly studied to ensure it's feasibility", reported PMO spokesperson Scott (ah shit.. is that my foot in my mouth) Reid.

"Reasonable people understand that winter is cold, icy and scary". Just ask any Canadian, they agree that scary things happen in Ottawa when winter hits".

"Ontario is behind the program 100% and Quebecers are giving it serious thought. "

"As for those western bastards ... well - they can just blow me or freeze all year long... god damn knuckle draggers".

"Now where can I get some popcorn and beer".


At Wed. Dec. 14, 06:25:00 p.m. MST, Blogger ABFreedom said...

I think they accomplished this one... it's bloody cold and dark outside.... guess they don't need non of our energy now.... turn off the taps..

At Wed. Dec. 14, 08:00:00 p.m. MST, Blogger SpaceNeedleBoy said...

Aizlynne: I wonder if tomorrow's prediction is for this smart-aleck PM to kick U.S. Ambassador David Wilkins out of Canada, as a pandering cheap shot to a few Yankee-hating bigots.

Hoping to get some discussion about Martin's impudent and unprofessional remarks at my blog.

At Thu. Dec. 15, 04:54:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Justthinkin said...

Ummmmmm....guess they haven't spent enough on the ban yet. It's still cold here. Bet they repeal the ban come about March 21st, saying it has obviously worked and is no longer

At Thu. Dec. 15, 08:47:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Sycorax said...

I wonder what the taxes are like on banning winter? Must cost a bundle. At least enough to buy Ontario's vote...

At Thu. Dec. 15, 09:53:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Debris Trail said...

I'm just heading out to shovel the drive... this last ban just may get me to switch to Liberal; or else to move some poverty stricken hot country where my annual income can get me a king's life style.

But then, all of my ex-pat neighbors would likely be adscam liberals enjoying their take.

I be forced to burn all of their houses, fire their whores, and send them all too Cuba; where they'd realy feel at home.

At Thu. Dec. 15, 10:32:00 a.m. MST, Blogger TonyGuitar said...

You may have seen it before, but
it's timely:

A young man named Paul bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The
farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When the farmer drove up
the next day, he said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news...the donkey is
on my truck, but he's dead." Paul replied, "Well then, just give me my
money back." The farmer said, "I Can't do that. I went and spent it
already." Paul said, "OK then, just unload the donkey anyway". The farmer
asked, "What are ya gonna do with him?" Paul said, "I'm going to raffle him
off." To which the farmer exclaimed, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
But Paul, with a big smile on his face, said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I
just won't tell anybody that he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Paul and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?" Paul said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
two dollars a piece and made a profit of $698.00." Totally amazed, the
farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had stolen their money
because you lied about the donkey being dead?" And Paul replied, "The only
guy who found out about the donkey being dead was the raffle winner, when
he came to claim his prize. So I gave him his $2 back plus $200 extra,
which is double the going value of a donkey, so he thought I was a great
guy." Paul grew up and eventually became the Prime Minister of Canada, and
no matter how many times he lied or how much money he stole from Canadian
voters, as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them
thought he was a great guy.


At Thu. Dec. 15, 12:23:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Aizlynne said...

I think that's how they do things in Ottawa Tony ...


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