Thursday, December 22, 2005

12 Days of Liberal Ban - Day 9

NDP Wants Liberals To Ban Brown Paper Bags

The Martin Liberal camp awoke today to find themselves in full damage control after Jack Layton of the NDP accused the Liberals of paying campaign workers from brown paper bags and demanding an immediate ban on all brown paper bags, including lunch bags.

Layton, in Edmonton bashing Ralph Klein, told a crowd of supporters and candidates, "I came to deliver a message – one that Paul Martin needs to hear - back off - and ban all brown paper bags".

Martin, campaigning in Quebec told reporters, "I have made it very clear, and there is no equivocation about this, when people are engaged in the campaign, they must be paid from brown paper bags."

" It's the way things are done in MY Canada. As Prime Minister, one must take tough stands on issues ... and brown paper bags need Charter protection and by God, I will make sure they get it! There's no ifs, buts or mays about it."

He went on further, "The fact is that we're the government and we won't ever stopped being the government. Mr. Layton's desire to ban brown paper bags isn't the right thing to do, not just for the Liberals, but all Canadians."

"As your Prime Minister, I promise to squelch brown paper bag alienation. If I do not succeed at this task, then I won't have done my job as your Prime Minister".

A research poll conducted by The LBA (Lunch Bag Association) found that over 42% of Canadians prefer brown paper bags. The numbers are especially high in Ontario, where a whopping 78% of people prefer to be paid by brown paper bag.

"Now where can I get some beer and popcorn??"


At Thu. Dec. 22, 05:52:00 p.m. MST, Blogger Justthinkin said...

ROFLMAO...and don't forget envelopes and eatery

At Thu. Dec. 22, 08:33:00 p.m. MST, Blogger ABFreedom said...

LMAO... this ones especially good... I wonder if the SUN chain would print it in letter of the day ... lol

At Fri. Dec. 23, 09:56:00 a.m. MST, Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

OHMAGOD!! You can't bann paper bags how will Liberal women be able to go out in public???? ;-)

How bout that Ellie-May Caplan...douple bagger eh?....or the parrish bowser..woof woof, takes at least 2 safeway bags to get her looking human. ;-)

At Fri. Dec. 23, 10:17:00 a.m. MST, Blogger Aizlynne said...

ROFLMAO ... you guys are too funny. Thanks for supporting my 12 Days Agenda ... it's hard to think up stuff for 12 days believe it or not... lol

Hope you're liking Twisted Christmas too!


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