Sunday, October 09, 2005

1st Annual EA Turkey Of The Year Award

Tomorrow is officially Thanksgiving, and it's usually a day for giving thanks, but for some fun, and a change of pace, I thought I would start the 1st Annual EA Turkey Awards.

Now this awards ceremony wouldn't be complete without your input. To that end, I would like to get your nominees for Turkey of the Year. I will also be giving awards in these categories too: Rooster (biggest "cock" of the town); Chicken (could be female or a gutless wonder); and Chicken Hawk (remember the little guy from Bugs Bunny??- that's the kind of person were are searching for in this category).

So get your nominations in. You can leave a comment here, or email me at Nominations will be taken until 9:00 a.m. Monday morning. I will then present the awards to the winner in each category, along with recognition for the person who nominates them.

So get those nominations in as quick as you can!


At Sun. Oct. 09, 11:12:00 a.m. MDT, Blogger ABFreedom said...

Damn Aiz, to many to choose from .. but Dithers tops it for me for total idiocy, next would be Goodale, Brison, and then the screecher.

The biggest for me is the media is the CBC, which went on strike, and got NO support, zero, none, until hockey came back on and they went back to work achieving nothing..

They owe there survival to Don Cherry ... LOL

At Sun. Oct. 09, 01:01:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger Justthinkin said...

Hehe...loverly little game.

Turkey of the Year...can only be Kofi Anan...his FFO scam,standing by on Darfur,allowing UN troops to rape and pillage in the best Visigoth style,kissing dictatorial ass at every turn...need I go on?

Rooster...gotta go to PMPM...he loves to strut around,preen himself in front of the media,and tries to impress the girls. But like the real thing, the only thing he is good for is squawking and blowing his own horn, flapping his puny little wings, and generally screwing everything and anything for his own pleasure.

Chicken...ummm...tough one. I nominate the Liberal backbench for seeing and knowing what their leaders are doing, but doing diddly squat about it.They don't even have guts to wonder about.

Chicken Hawk...undoubably this should be the SUN newspapers. Through thick and thin, they keep on trying to get the word out about just what socialism/fascism and the Libs and Dippers are doing to this country and trying to wake up the ROC. It is a thankless job and they are painted as the bad guys, but in the end they do have some victories for us little guys in the trenches(think rollback of gas allowance increase for the pigs at the trough).

Happy Thanksgiving Aiz and Greg and family.

At Sun. Oct. 09, 07:09:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger SpaceNeedleBoy said...

American Turkey of the Year: for warping beyond recognition the concept of a fair, impartial elections process in an American jurisdiction:

SAM REED, the elected Secretary of State of the State of Washington, who certified the state's 2004 gubernatorial election results knowing full well that he was NOT absolutely certain of the accuracy and integrity of ballot counting procedures. More information about Mr. Reed's dubious performance at

American Turkey of the Year runner-up:
DEAN LOGAN, King County's Director of Records and Elections, for getting away with absolute incompetence in running an elections office and allowing inaccurate results to be certified by the County's canvassing board.

Canadian Turkey of the Year:
BELINDA STRONACH, for nakedly demonstrating the crucial importance of personal ambition and personal self-advancement over principles, convictions, and the public interest.

At Sun. Oct. 09, 08:57:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger Candace said...

Wow, JT's kinda hit them all bang on, but here are some other thoughts:

Chickenhawk - the CPC, who keep making it to the goalpost only to have the Libs move the damn goalposts. If you are looking for an individual, either Harper or Solberg would be good ones. I'll also go out on a limb (hoping that since he's retired, he's got nothing to lose by being honest) and suggest Justice Gomery.

Chicken - it's a tossup between the Screech & the Stick Chick.

I don't think I can top JT's nominee for Rooster, although Brison is a possible runner-up.

Volpe is good for turkey-shit of the year.

At Sun. Oct. 09, 11:18:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger sheila said...

I'm with JT - on all of the above - though I kinda like Carolyn Parrish for biggest Rooster. Who preens for press better than her. God knows theres no brain there.

At Mon. Oct. 10, 02:32:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger Canadian Sentinel said...




At Tue. Oct. 11, 12:02:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger Sycorax said...

DAMN! I hate being last....

At Wed. Oct. 12, 11:23:00 a.m. MDT, Blogger Nedreck Milhunky said...

I agree with JT's choice for TOTY, although I would include as contenders - George Galloway, Charles Rangel, ACLU, and perennial contender Jimmy Carter.

At Wed. Oct. 12, 11:44:00 a.m. MDT, Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

Turkey of the year?..gotta be any candid mug shot of this washout, from the past year, he has that expression of impending a Turkey gets when he sees the farmer sharpening the axe ;-)

For "stuffing of the year" award ( you know the stuff you shove up the Turkey's butt before you roast it) I nominate Scott Brison. In the new websters dictionary beside the definition of Butt serfer or but snorkeler...Brison's picture is now appearing. In recognition of how much time he has pent around Dither's (the turkey) nether regions and the skills he has shown as both a butt serfer, Butt of the parliamentary joke and butt snorkeling the boss and eating his trail of poot, I nominate Brison ad the best turkey "stuffer" of the year.

At Thu. Oct. 13, 09:25:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger TonyGuitar said...

Turkey goes to Pettigrew for being an embarrasing turkey about Hans Island. The diplomacy of idiots or Idiot deplomacy? Whew!

Justthinkin's choice of Kofi and the Oil for food fiasco is just too sad and criminal to place anywhere but under LUCEFER'S FORK.

Using JT's as a template, I agree that Paulie is the Turkey of the year.

Backbench Liberals are indeed the whimp chickens. Some of them may well be honest but even without Whistle-Blower Protection in place, they should have risked all and spoken out about misdirected revenues.

They may have been canned at first, but after saving us billions of losses, they could have been re-instated as honest Liberals. As it is , they will carry this stain to their death.

Tolerance is a virtue. Tolerance of crime is criminal.

Chicken Hawk?.. National Post. Like the Sun papers but maybe a little more so. Pages A9 to A19 usually carry some pretty good Liberal expose material.

Beat the flu. Take cashews, dates and cranberry juice. '3s TG



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