Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Look - More Bullshit

Oh look - Pinocchio is at it again.







He obviously had help from his spin doctor, the former Iraqi Information Minister (whom we all know and love). Because Al-Sahaf and I are on pretty good terms, he showed me the original, hand written notes written by PM.

Here are a few excerpts:

What Al-Sahaf wrote:

"Government is determined to strengthen the integrity and accountability of government."

What the original text version said:

"Government is indecisive and in order to strengthen our integrity and accountability, we will only pilfer 2/3 of your gross income."

What Al-Sahaf wrote:

"Issues related to the Gomery inquiry are unacceptable aberrations in a public sector that is honest, talented and committed to Canadians."

What the original text version said:

"Issues related to the Gomery inquiry happen every day ... I don't see what the problem is?? It's not like the electorate expects the public sector to have honest, talented and committed Canadians."

What Al-Sahaf wrote:

"The focus is clearly going to be squarely on delivering on our commitments to reduce wait times."

What the original text version said:

"The focus is clearly going to be squarely on delivering on our commitments to reduce wait times. (Not that you should pay attention to the fact that I haven't delivered on any commitments to date - that's no reason to question my integrity now").

What Al-Sahaf wrote:

"With rising Asia, the opportunity to do just that (increase trade) is greater than it's been since the end of the Second World War.".

What the original text version said:

"With Asia, the chance to make (myself look important) was just greater than it's ever been - almost since the end Second World War, which I single handedly stopped (not that I am bragging or anything").






So there you have it - the REAL truth.

9 Comments:

At Tue Sep 20, 05:59:00 PM MDT, Blogger ABFreedom said...

Spin, deflect, minimize, and damage control.... get the sense that an elections coming, or maybe ... um ... NEP II

Somethings in the air for sure, and the LIEberals should face environmental charges for spewing all that bull$hit.

 
At Tue Sep 20, 06:14:00 PM MDT, Blogger Candace said...

The stink from Ottawa competes with the one in New Orleans.

 
At Tue Sep 20, 06:34:00 PM MDT, Blogger Richard said...

Put up the fire-wall... It's time...

 
At Wed Sep 21, 10:00:00 AM MDT, Blogger ABFreedom said...

Aizlynne - Message for you from Project Alberta

"Could someone do me a favor?

If you know Aizlynne or have a blog account (so you can post a comment) could you please request that she restore the Project Alberta link on her site.

For some reason she thinks we removed (or never had) a link to her site - I read her site every day and the link was one of the first on Project Alberta - I think she viewed the links page and never saw her link there (it was on the navigation bar on the home page only). It bothers me to think that she thinks that we don't support her blog - and we do!!!

Thanks!!"

 
At Thu Sep 22, 03:59:00 PM MDT, Blogger TonyGuitar said...

Alyzinne, just to let you and friends know..

The cat is being let out of the bag at Captains Quarters. We gotta go look.. didn't get the details yet. to busy telling you about it. 73s TG

September 22, 2005 2:29 PM

 
At Thu Sep 22, 04:13:00 PM MDT, Blogger Paul said...

First, is that his real name? Al-sahaf? Second, he had a real catchy name during the war, I can't remember it and you know I won't research it. "Something"-Ali.
Kind of racist, everyone was called "Something"-Ali but who cares.
I know Something-Ali is lying for his boss, he's really good at that, and his boss is lying, well, because he's PMPM and that's what he does, that, and his nose is growing. How did he get that way? How did he and Hillary come to the conclusion we were too stupid to handle our own affairs? I'd just like to find their seminal moment when that struck them or were they born that way?

 
At Thu Sep 22, 05:46:00 PM MDT, Blogger TonyGuitar said...

This is tough... It was pulled!

A YoungConservative tipped me about the Evidence posting on CQ.

I went and read some of it, then came here to let you know. When I went back, it had been pulled?

Warnings? Who knows. It was the top post 9/22.
Damn! 73s TG

 
At Fri Sep 23, 04:16:00 PM MDT, Blogger Aizlynne said...

Paul - yes that's his real name. And ABF -- thanks for the message!

 
At Fri Sep 23, 11:35:00 PM MDT, Blogger KnightofGoodMrIronMan said...

"Yes... they arrived at the airport."

"We will defeat them..."

*snicker*

 

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