Thursday, August 25, 2005

Wanted: Liberals Seek New Information SpinMeister

As you can see from my previous post, the PM was caught in outright lies about gas taxes during his "Alienate the West Some More Tour". I suggested he find himself a new information spinmeister since he obviously can't get his facts straight. Or at least hire someone who believes his own lies .... like Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, former Iraqi Information Minister for Saddam Hussein.

For some fun, I thought I would take some of al-Sahaf's priceless spins and translate it into Liberal speak. Here goes .......



Saeed al-Sahaf said:
"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

Liberal translation:
"We are not afraid of the West. The East has condemned them. They are scary. They are from the dark side" (dramatic pause) "and they are scary."

Saeed al-Sahaf said:
"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"

Liberal translation:
"The Canadian press is all about the truth! All they tell is the truth and nothing but the truth so help me God!"

Saeed al-Sahaf said:
"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."

Liberal translation:
"Lying is forbidden in Ottawa. Prime Minister Paul Martin will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths as evidenced by him."

Saeed al-Sahaf said:
"I have detailed information about the situation . . . which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."

Liberal translation:
"I have detailed information about the situation . . . which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . those Conservatives lie every day."

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