Sunday, August 07, 2005

Purpose Finally Discovered for Leftist Media

I finally discovered the purpose of the leftie media outlets, at least in Toronto anyway. It's to show that you to can write for the Toronto Star (or other leftie type scrolls) if you possess an intellect less than, or on par with, an amoeba.

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Average Toronto journalist

After all, serious reporting and journalistic integrity are something they obviously no knowledge of. Of course, I am referring to their serious and intense questioning of cast of the film remake The Dukes of Hazard.

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They asked probing questions like this:

"Do you think the movie reinforces "stereotypes" of southerners as car-chasin', hard-partyin' good ol' boys and short-shorts-wearing girls"?

Hmmmm.... I wonder if Americans think Bob and Doug MacKenzie reinforce Canadian "stereotypes"?????? (good point Linda).

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Or how about his humdinger:

"Did you model your good ol' boy character on ... wait for it ... U.S. President George Bush"? (wow - like in a million years I never saw THAT question coming...)

How about this model of George for you leftest commies:

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Of course, we all know what a fine model we have for a leader:

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.... so it's no wonder they try to make Bush look worse at every turn they get.

So there you have it folks. They say there is a purpose for everything ... even for those with obvious intellectual handicaps.

6 Comments:

At Sun Aug 07, 04:37:00 PM MDT, Blogger Paul said...

I read you, that certainly disqualifies me from writing for such media outlets. I am so proud.

 
At Sun Aug 07, 10:56:00 PM MDT, Blogger Debris Trail said...

I think you've missed the point. Leftie media make much better pets than would an amoeba. You can pet them, train them, and even get them to do tricks. And, if you say "good girl" or "good boy" often enough, they'll become very loyal. And guess what, they house train very well too!

 
At Mon Aug 08, 07:55:00 AM MDT, Blogger Aizlynne said...

Well... I wasn't exactly planning on keeping any of them as pets Debris... lol - although it's a good way to re-invent them isn't it.

But I still think the qualification level is accurate and I stand by my story! (always tongue in cheek of course).

 
At Mon Aug 08, 02:38:00 PM MDT, Blogger Debris Trail said...

"Always tongue in cheek of course"... and as long as you just "expose your agenda" and nothing else :)

 
At Mon Aug 08, 03:09:00 PM MDT, Blogger Candace said...

I was watching Gidget on QP yesterday. And then I got mad and turned it off when their "journalist panel" of Gidget, Fife & 2 more columnists from the Goof & Moron first, gushed all over the new GG (Jane looked particularly excited, probably because she's not a francophone & sees herself in Rideau in 5 years?) and the apparent trend in selecting journalists, then moved on to the inevitable Harper bashing.

Why do I do that to myself? Was I trying to avoid housework THAT MUCH? Sigh, apparently.

Although the clip where Oliver interviews Mackay was good - Oliver kept trying to trash Harper & Mackay just kept talking over him. Was good fun to watch.

Do you think Gidget even matches the IQ of an amoeba?

 
At Wed Aug 10, 06:23:00 PM MDT, Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

The GTA MSM scribblers are becoming less and less relevant to the serious Canadian news consumer...99% of their "news" is actually opinion and most of that is preachy partisanism....if I want that dreck I can tune in Oral Roberts or watch videos of Castro speeches....if you want unfiltered news you must of neccesity be a web surfer.

 

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