Wednesday, July 13, 2005

More Late Breaking News

This just in ..........

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Yipes... are we in trouble??


At Wed. Jul. 13, 09:23:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger bob said...

They're jumping the gun.
The war isn't supposed to start until 2007.

At Wed. Jul. 13, 09:50:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger Paul said..., we only use nuclear power for peaceful purposes. We have no WMD's, no nuclear, no biological, no poison gases. We're clean. Really.

At Wed. Jul. 13, 10:35:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger todd said...

It's about freakin time!

At Thu. Jul. 14, 09:02:00 a.m. MDT, Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

After the invasion and the Kanukistal soviet is splitting up the spoils ( er, ah redistributing wealth to the soiled masses as per the sainted maple-soviet dogma) can I have the newly nationalized people's walmart chain for my own Commissar Martin?? Maybe the newly nationalized Americanski state liquor monopoly...what yas say there's too much swag to be had for the Librano insiders and powercor to handle alone...up the invasion...down the evil Amerikanski...onward with the plunder in the name of social justice!!

At Thu. Jul. 14, 02:58:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger malachi trizec said...

really? i'm in!

At Thu. Jul. 14, 09:47:00 p.m. MDT, Blogger Paul said...

Darn! You folks are ruthless. I mean, taking our Walmarts, have you no mercy?
Well, you'll be met at the border by The 1st Hispanic Illegal Alien Army, commanded by Gen. Vincente Fox, who'll fight like Hell because most of them work there.

At Fri. Jul. 15, 01:04:00 a.m. MDT, Blogger Jay said...

Reminds me of a Red Green episode after discovering their survivalist neighbor had a missile in a well:

Harold: We should call the US Air Force
Red: And tell 'em what, we got a missile? If they take that as a threat, we could be in serious trouble!
Harold: What about the Canadian Air Force?
Red: Harold, it's after six - he's gone home!


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