Thursday, July 28, 2005

Headlines from the Sun

I had the joy of standing in line at the Superstore to get groceries and ended up buying that tacky little Sun paper that's at the checkout counter. I never buy the thing, but we are going away this weekend and it's a long drive so I figured why not some brain sludge and a good laugh.

So ... for your entertainment pleasure, I thought I would save you the $2.00 and give you the headlines ... (oh - the italics are my comments)


50 PROPHECIES THAT WILL COME TRUE BY SEPTEMBER 11, 2005
Okay - so the premise behind this story is that Bible Coding has been taken to a new and higher level of interpretation and they found all these new messages. Now remember -ALL of these things are supposed to happen:

- the Earth will be hit by a colossal fragment being blasted off the moon;
- 3 armies clash: Eagle flag (US); Black snake flag (terrorists); Red (China);
- Anti-Christ makes self known: tv corp exec with military ties (gotta be Fox);
- Ebola-like virus released in Iraq, golden herb found in Canada
can cure disease outbreak
(We'd all better run and hide while we have the chance!)


Lucky Pooch Gets The Gas Chamber (And Lives)
Seems Quentin was gassed by the SPCA but "came back from the dead". They used to use carbon monoxide to gas dogs in St. Louis, MO, but have since stopped.
(So like were they running their car exhaust into the building to save money or something?)


9 Year Boy is Human Magnet
Misha Dulnyavka can stick 7 spoons on his face and keep them there for an incredible 5 minutes. (Say it all together now - WOW)


This Week In History
30 years ago, union boss Jimmy Hoffa disappeared;
1909 - Orville Wright stayed aloft 1 hour & 12 minutes - making it the worlds longest flight;
1890 - Vincent Van Gogh commits suicide (gunshot wound)
1966 - Charles Whitman shoots 15 and wounds 31 others from U of Texas tower


And there you have it everyone.... I hope you enjoyed sharing the mag with me!

4 Comments:

At Fri Jul 29, 04:52:00 AM MDT, Blogger Justthinkin said...

And next up..Justthinkin smucked for laying lip-lock on Aizlynne for her sense of humor.Blog on Dudette...you have made my day.lol

 
At Fri Jul 29, 07:12:00 AM MDT, Blogger Paul said...

Thanks for saving me $2.00.
Crap! Look what going to happen to us! I wonder who will blast that fragment off the Moon? Aliens or Terrorists? Didn't say where it was going to hit, did it? I might need to take a trip.

 
At Fri Jul 29, 07:43:00 AM MDT, Blogger Aizlynne said...

Somewhere in the South Pacific is all they said Paul - no specifics.

And Jamie ... well - you make me blush!!

 
At Fri Jul 29, 11:57:00 AM MDT, Blogger Paul said...

Sighhhhhh.........I was hoping more for a middle Eastern country. I keep thinking of moving to a S.P. Island that likes Americans and doesn't cost an arm and a leg to live there.
No need to think about it now. those papers are never wrong.

 

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