Saturday, July 23, 2005

Animal Marriage On the Horizon

So who said that being able to marry an animal won't happen?

Here is a brief excerpt from an article over at The Reformer's Firebrand.

.... Mr. Singer defended bestiality, noting that while taboos against oral sex, contraception, masturbation and homosexuality have all largely been done away with, bestiality has not.

He went on to explain that its taboo was a mere pretext for distinguishing ourselves from animals, "erotically and any other way", and thus denying them fair treatment. He explained that some intra-species relationships could lead to "mutually satisfying conclusions".


Here is another excerpt:

A more real example involves Phillip Buble, who claims to be married to his dog, and that his marriage is just as valid in the eyes of God as any other marriage.

So how long will it be folks before the marriage law is changed again?

3 Comments:

At Mon Jul 25, 12:50:00 PM MDT, Blogger W.L. Mackenzie Redux said...

If you've ever seen Layton's "wife" without a coffe in her or make up on , you'd think bestial domestic relationships had already started.

 
At Mon Jul 25, 02:34:00 PM MDT, Blogger Zubari Zubari said...

WLMKR, that is a terrible, racist, sexist and bestialist comment. I am truly offended.

This Peter Buble who is wed to a mutt will probably get hired by Ezra Lecunt at the Shitgun. He could call himself "beastfuckerandright" or some similarly witty moniker, and trollop out a line of crap like they do over there, such as: "I believe in anal mating with rhinos and lemurs, but I'm still a Conservative!"

 
At Mon Jul 25, 02:36:00 PM MDT, Blogger Zubari Zubari said...

WLMKR, it's not Layton's whore's fault that she looks like crap. I believe you owe the bolshy skank an apology.

 

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